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A Girl Named Sally
There once was a girl named sally, she was really really fat!....and this is her story: Hi my name is sally, and i
have a big eating problem, everybodu in my school makes fun of me for it...and i am fed up with it!, i am planing something,
but i don't know what yet...but! theres one girl named kelly that i really like, she all *Miss Perfect!* and all, but i don't
care i want her, i want'd her ever since i went to that school, *2nd grade*, I went up to her one day and said hi to her,
all she did was walk away (in a rude manner), she told me to go away you fat waste of space, so i did...So now as i am telling
you this i am sitting on my cough eating...im on my 6th gallon of ice cream, and my 12th cup of soda, i really like soda,
it's gooood, i am also eating a 15 foot hogie tht my mom specialy got for me, it was good, any ways, im crying my eyes out
because i can't have the one thing i always wanted in the world! (more then food!), *KELLY!*, (Sally goes to sleep)....(NEXT
DAY), Mom: time to goto school!, Sally: (in a deep manly voice) coming mother!, as i walked down my steps, one of my feet
broke through and then i fell down, i was so hurt, but thankfully, my fat protected my head, As i was walking to school, some
kids called me a fat waste of life, so i went right in front of that kid and i through up all of my icecream and soda and
hogie, on the kid, the kid ran away screaming, it sounded like a sheep ran into him and hit his butt, So as i was lauhing
i ran into some kid shooting his guns in the bak yard, then my mind started to work, *thoughts*:why let kids pick on me my
whole life when i can deal with them now*thoughts*, (Sally went into the kids yard, went up to the kid, broke his nose with
a base ball bat, and took the kids gun) I read on the side of the gun, it said, *Made in the U.S.-M-16* Sally was freaking
out that she was holding a gun and started to run to school, a cop stoped sally and said: *COP:put the weapon down and put
your hands on your head!* Sally shot the cop, took the cops hand gun, and his car...Sally ran the car right through the school
doors, got out with a head bleed, and shot all kids in sight!, she saw the girl that she always liked, Sally walked up to
her put the gun to her head and said:*SALLY: i always like you since i came to this school, and when i try to say hi
you pushed me aside, i just wanted to say to you now that you are a bitch! and people like you shouldn't live in this world!,(the
girl Kelly was crying), *Kelly:Sally i always liked you, i just couldn't say it out loud, i didn't want people to hear me
say it! Sally i would die for you, i would do anything for you! I wish we could just be together for ever in peace and nobody
around...(SALLY got the gun and shot Kelly in the head),*SALLY: now we can be together liked you wanted, in peace and nobody
around* (SALLY got the gun, and shot her self in the head),....(NEXT DAY)....(SALYY'S mom found a note in her pocketbook saying,*mom
i am really sorry, but i wanted to be with her and i knew i never could have her, i wanted to tell you about her, but i just
didn't know how...i wish you could be here with me but i know that never could be, so if you are reading this i just wanted
to say bye, and that me and my love are in heaven looking down at you right now, Well Kelly is because im to bussy doing her
in the butt with a strap on...*.....(THAT NIGHT)*Mother: i can't do this no more!ahhh! i just don't know how i can go on like
this!,*,(The mother picked up a knife and stabed her self in the heart 3 times, the mom fell to the ground and died, the police
never found her bodie)*About 2 weeks later nobody knew what was going on they went to the house, and nobody was there...the
cops tryed to search their names, but nothing came up, the cops were confused, so they stoped on the investigation...nobody
ever saw them again, and nobody could find their bodies...
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